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micahwedemeyer
See, my plant is now fully erect!
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nasa
The moon landing was a hoax! We're finally admitting it!
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oliviamunn
The last 100 playboys i signed were completed with raging h1n1 flu roaring through my system. be sure to slather up with purel before you jack it. xxooxoxo
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nasa
With the state-by-state legalization of marijuana, NASA is pleased to announce our testing of effects of cannabis in space and our $1-bil project to turn the Hubble into a giant bong.
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levarburton
I honestly haven't read a book in years.
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Jon_Favreau
Iron Man 2 is going to make The Godfather look like that Twilight bullshit.
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garyvee
Sike... I don't even like wine. Suckers! Go Pats!
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ijustine
Guys, I'm not REALLY the internet. Stop trying to search me for porn.
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BARACKOBAMA
My fellow Americans, I have personally authorized $1.8B of the bailout funds to go to fakewhale.com They are our last hope in these trying times.
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Breaking news: Hot young entrepreneur Eli Whitney invents new Web 2.0 app for separating cotton. Check it out at http://cot.tong.in
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garyvee
Sike... I don't even like wine. Suckers! Go Pats!
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fiuk
Moreees! BEIJO TECNICO NÃO EXISTE! BEIJO É BEIJO!
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CNN
Zombies attack Washington D.C. Preliminary reports say they're led by Dick Cheney, who has been undead for several years already.
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heidiMontag
I really hate how men treat women as objects. I've spent my life working to ensure women are treated as intellectual equals, and I'll be damned if anyone messes that up.
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ijustine
Guys, I'm not REALLY the internet. Stop trying to search me for porn.
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nasa
The moon landing was a hoax! We're finally admitting it!
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ddlovato
@igotyoux3 you're awesome!! :D
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joejonas
Chocolate cake. MMMM...@claudettexx BET YOUR JEALOUS!
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ddlovat
@igotyoux3 you're awesome :D
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taylorswift13
Hey guys, just a shoutout to Glo! I love her, she's like one of my best friends...<3 Love you girlie!
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JoeJonas
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taylorswift13
Hey guys, just a shoutout to Glo! I love her, she's like one of my best friends...<3 Love you girlie!
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nickjonas
6.11.07. I will never forget this day.
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nickjonas
I wish i could go back, but ive gone too many times, and i'd probably just break your heart, once again... : (
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ddlovato
HEYHEYHEYYY :) girll can with to hang with you this weekend. love you emm!
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ddlovato
HEYHEYHEYYY :) girll can with to hang with you this weekend. love you emm!
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